I upgraded our production vue-remote and hit these 11 landmines
Most vue-remote articles stop at "how to use it" and never cover "when not to use it". This is an attempt at the second half.
What genuinely surprised me was the tail. The average looked great while P99 jumped by an order of magnitude past some threshold. The cause was not vue-remote itself but our upstream connection reuse — the load test traffic was too clean and hid the long-tail requests.
POST /api/uploads → CDN origin pull