Cut our alertmanager-en build from 4 minutes to 40 seconds with these 5 changes
Most alertmanager-en articles stop at "how to use it" and never cover "when not to use it". This is an attempt at the second half.
We also fixed monitoring along the way: replaced average-based alerts with percentiles and split them per endpoint. False alerts dropped by about seventy percent and the on-call rotation visibly cheered up.
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